I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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