ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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