marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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