I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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