just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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