any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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