it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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