There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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