I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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