He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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