You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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