the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
There's even glitter on my cock...
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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