Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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