I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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