he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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