Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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