until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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