She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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