I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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