Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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