Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Let's get the cat blown out
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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