She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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