that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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