She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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