There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Gay?
German.
Pity.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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