Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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