Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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