Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
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