Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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