At least make sure they are 18
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the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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