i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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