My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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