You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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