You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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