Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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