All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
As shirtless as possible
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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