i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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