i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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