all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
You made out with two different species that night
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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