all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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