STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
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