i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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