We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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