I'm really into asian looking animals
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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