I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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