White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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