Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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