I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize