We're facebook friends in real life
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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