I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
i out mim tonsoeep
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