Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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