I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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