Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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