Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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