Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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