thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
he wants to bone in the snuggie
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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