thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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